Egg Jokes



A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say,
Buk Buk BUK.’
The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk and say,
Buk Buk BuKKOOK!
The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books. The chickens leave as before. The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say,
Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!
The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them. She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying,
Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…


Two eggs were in a frying pan.
1st egg: hello there!
2nd egg: ahhhhh! a talking egg!


Where is the best place to learn about eggs?
In the hen-cyclopedia


Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the shell station.


What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New Yolk City!


Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!


Why can’t you tease egg whites?
They can’t take a yolk.


At a party, a magician was producing egg after egg from a little boy’s ear.
“There!” he said proudly. “I bet your Mum can’t produce eggs without hens, can she?”
“Oh yes, she can,” said the boy. “She keeps ducks.”


How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet – it won’t break for the first six.


How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.


What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg?
It goes ping, then it goes pong.


Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?
He kept trying to poach his ideas.


What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!


What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!


How many eggs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Eggs don’t have hands.


What day of the week do chickens hate the most?


Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!


Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan!


Why did the chicken cross the internet?
To get to the other site!